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Italiano当唐僧遭遇媒体……What Happens When You Fight Fake News?
作者：曾铮 Friday, February 10, 2017 ，来源：作者博客，文章取自网络，旨在为读者提供多元信息，文章内容并不代表本网立场和观点。
(中文是我从网上抄的，英文是我翻译的。The above was picked and translated by Jennifer from online content in Chinese. ）
1. Monk Tang Sanzang (in case you don’t know, he is the master of Monkey King from the famous novel “Journey to the West”) finished the endeavor of obtaining Buddhist sacred texts from India. As soon as he landed in Beijing, journalists asked:”What’s your opinion regarding the three accompany girls in Beijing? (Jennifer’s note: “three accompany girls” in China refer to girls who offer accompany services when you eat, drink or go out. It is commonly understood that sex services are usually included.) Monk Tang Sanzang asked in surprise, “Are there also three accompany girls in Beijing?” Immediately the following news breaks: “Monk Tang Arrives in Beijing, and Immediately Inquires Whether There Are Three Accompany Girls.”
1，唐僧取经回北京才下飞机，记者问：你对三陪小姐有何看法？唐僧很吃惊：北京也有三陪小姐？记者第二天登报《唐僧飞抵北京，开口便问有无三陪》
2. Journalists asked Monk Tang, “What’s your opinion about girls offering sex services?” Monk Tang replied, “Not interested!” The next day the headline goes like this:” Monk Tang’s Requirement for Night Life is High. Local Sex Workers Left in the Cold.”
2，记者问唐僧：你对三陪问题有何看法？唐僧：不感兴趣！记者第二天登报《唐僧夜间娱乐要求高，本地三陪小姐遭冷遇》
3. Journalists asked Monk Tang, “Do you have any opinions regarding ‘three accompany girls’?” Monk Tang asked angrily, “What on earth is this three accompany four accompany and five accompany? I know nothing!” The next day the headline goes like this:”Three Accompany Girls Can Hardly Satisfy Monk Tang, Who Demands Four Accompany and Five Accompany Girls.”
3，记者问唐僧，你对三陪小姐有没有看法？唐僧很生气：什麽三陪四陪五陪的？不知道！记者第二天登报《三陪已难满足唐僧，四陪五陪方能过瘾》
4. Journalist again asked Monk Tang questions; and Monk Tang refused to respond. The next day the headline goes: “Confronted with the Three Accompany Girls Question, Monk Tang Cannot Offer a Response.”
4，记者後来再问唐僧，唐僧不发言。记者第二天登报《面对三陪问题，唐僧无言以对》
5. Monk Tang became very angry and said to the journalist, “I will sue you in court for writing fake news!” The next day the headline goes,”Monk Tang Extremely Angry Because of Three Accompany Girls”
5，唐僧大怒，对记者说，这麽乱写，我去法院告你！记者第二天登报《唐僧一怒为三陪》
6. Monk Tang was so angry that he really went to court and sued the journalist. On the next day, all the newspapers reported that “The Court Is Going to Hear The Case regarding Monk Tang and the Three Accompany Girls.” Upon reading these reports, Monk Tang knocked his head against the wall and killed himself as a result.
6，唐僧气急之下，将记者告到法庭。媒体争相报导《法庭将审理唐僧三陪小姐案》，唐僧看後撞墙而死。
