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Italiano【2017最佳幽默小说The Best 2017 Humorous Fiction in China...
作者：曾铮 Wednesday, April 5, 2017 ，来源：作者博客，文章取自网络，旨在为读者提供多元信息，文章内容并不代表本网立场和观点。
(Jennifer’s warning: If you don’t get the humor, you don’t know China.)
A young man went to a shop and bought a 20 yuan cigarette pack. He gave 50 yuan to the shop owner, and the owner gave him back 40 yuan.
The young man pretended that he didn’t notice this; and went away with the money.
The shop owner shouted at this back, “You forgot your cigarette!”
一位小夥子去买菸，买了包20的。
给了老板50，找了小夥子40。小夥子装做不知道，装兜里就走了。
没走多远卖菸的老板喊：
「小夥子你的菸没拿」！
The young man was moved to tears. He took out 10 yuan and said to the shop owner: “You gave me 10 yuan more.”
The shop owner was in turn moved to tears and said, “Give me back that pack. Let me change it.”
买菸的小夥子流下了感动的泪水，拿出十块钱给老板：
「你多找了我十块钱」。
卖菸的老板也留下了感动的泪水：
「小夥子，把菸拿来，我给你换一包。」
While enjoying the changed cigarette, which truly tasted like cigarette, the young man was again so moved that he said to the shop owner, “Give me back the 50 yuan I paid you before. Let me change it.”
The shop owner was again moved in turn and said, “Give me back the change I gave you. I’ll change it too.”
抽着卖菸的老板新换的菸，那纯正的味道不禁再次感动了买菸的小夥子，说道：
「老板，把刚才那张50的拿来我给你换一张吧」！
卖菸的老板接过那50的也再次感动：
「小夥子，把刚才那找你的钱给我，我也给你换了」。
Upon acceptance of the changed cash note, the young was again moved. He took out a cell phone from his pocket and said,”Here, this is yours. Let me give it back to you.”
And the shop owner was again moved to tears…
接过卖菸的老板重新找的钱，买菸的小夥子也再次感动，从口袋里拿出一部手机：
「老板，手机还给你吧」。
卖菸的老板热泪盈眶……
