作者：曾铮 ，来源：作者博客，文章转自网络，旨在为读者提供多元信息，文章内容并不代表本网立场和观点。

Translated into English by Jennifer. Author of original Chinese text unknown. 文：佚名 英文翻译：曾铮

心眼儿这东西，很难懂！想多了，小心眼，想少了，没心眼，一直想吧，死心眼，不想了吧，缺心眼…这心眼不知长啥样！

Yesterday I met a Fuerdai (literally: "rich second generation"). He claimed that he was the heir of some sort of big cooperation. I couldn’t help laughing out loudly. What is a big cooperation? How big can your business be? Ever since my childhood, my teachers have kept telling that I was the heir of Communism. But I never bothered to tell anyone! I deeply understood one needed to be low-key, and observe disciplines.

昨天遇到个富二代，说自己是什麽集团公司的接班人。我都忍不住笑出声了，一个集团算什麽，事业能有多大，我在上小学时，老师就说我是共产主义的接班人，我都没给任何人透露过这件事！因为我深知，做人要低调，一定要有纪律。

Now I am nearly 60 years old. Although the central committee of the Party has never sent anybody to discuss with me how I should take over our Communism yet, I am still managing to hide at the bottom level of the society quietly. I always recite silently in my heart our vow: “Always be prepared!…”

虽然我已经奔60了，到现在中央也没人来找我谈具体怎麽接班，但我仍然坚持默默地潜伏在社会最底层。内心一直反复默念那句誓言：时刻准备着！ ……

Half an hour ago, I received a call from a stranger. He asked if I needed a loan. I said yes. He happily asked: “How much?” I said: “5 billion!” He asked: “Do you have any collateral?” I replied, “Yes, I have a building. “ He asked, “Where is the building?” I replied, “It is the Tiananmen Tower.” He asked, “Who are you?” And I replied, “The heir of Communism!”

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半个小时前，接到一个陌生电话，对方问我需不需要贷款？我说要……对方很高兴问：要多少？我 说：50个亿！ ……他问：有抵押物吗？我答：有楼。对方：哪里的楼？答：天安门城楼……… 对方问：你是什麽人？我回答：共产主义接班人！